Royce-Glass's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Clay Pigeons Ep. 2]

I gave it a 4.

I knew it was going to pass because it's the shitiest game of all. HL2. Wow, I think I will buy a 300 video card so I can play it in high quality to see how real it is. I'll tell you someting, if you want the most realistic thing ever do this:

Turn off your computer

Go to this thing called the front door

This is the hard par but I beileve in you, turn the knob then pull.

This is called outside. See almost how HL2 almost is like it. Now run around and get exercise.

Outside has something called grvity like HL2. But places like City 17 don't exist.

256 MB card compaired to getting a life. In short, Half Life 2 sucks.

[The Real Legend 2]

Wasen't really funny.

I liked the character designs and the backgrounds. The jokes were totally lame. But your artistic ability made up for it. All around a totally weird storyline with some good points to it about how stuped that game is sometime. As for the movements, some parts were totally good and a little choppy. The bar part in the begging I think when he was doing the hand movement could be worked on. But I don't think this flash deserves 2 more like 8th but hey, I'm not the whole cast of Newgrounds am I? But all around good. Defetly deserves front page.

[Riddick - A Short]

Horrible!

First off you did the most wrongist thing you could do. You choose Riddick. That movie sucked. About 40 present of the people will agree with me. The idea of this short was inspired by the beging of the movie. While this is the worst part in the movie also. In order to improve your flash, tinker with it rather than make a movie. This movie sucked.

Cilmeron responds:

hehe nobody forces you to watch this. Neither riddick nor a flash movie about it.

[Creep?!]

I gave it a 4

The drawings were pretty decent but I suggest you highten the FPS and work some FBF into it insted of using tweens. I thought it was alright.

["Target Practice"]

It was awsome.

Now I know you're dead which left me hesitant on writing this review. But I grade the animation not this author's idiocy. The Frame By Frame was fantastic. The drawings were a little off but I liked it. The violence was pretty good but could have used work on the blood. This author had some serious talent in flash. Although this doesn't deserve the front page, but due to the whole shooting and everything I guess it has to stay on right? I don't think what most idiots think. Some people think that flash was the source of his anger when it really wasn't. This kid was good at flash and what more can I say. People keep having to post their opinions and acting all professional and all the like. Even when most of them are 14. I just think we should grade on the content of the work. Not the person who made it.

[Tinman]

I love the animation.

This is a pretty decent animation, I like it it defiently deservs the front page for sure! The joints on the movement of the robot were human like and almost realistic. Good job!

BlackmarketKraig responds:

Thank you so much!

I don't usually make joints on my characters, but when you make a robot you kind of have to right? ^_^

Thanks for reviewing!

[bubble warrior creation]

Ah, good ol` shape tween.

The funniest part of the movie was the shap tween that will freeze anyone's computer. I nearly thought I was going to die. I thought the soldier sucked. Mainly circles tweens and some fbf to get by. I didn't like the fact that there wasn't a storyline and it was a basic copy off of madness. But the guns werent bad; unless you stole them from somewhere.

Master-Kaa responds:

I hadn't stolen them, i just taken a gun pic, draw over it colored it the deleted the gun pic. Its easy and give a good result.

[Resident Chrono]

...Why do people submit shit sprite movies?

Oh yeah that's right, it's the easy way to become popular. That's exactly why people like you suck! Newgrounds is a place for animation not sprites. This is low, the humor sucks and there is really no plot. I don't understand on how these things pass. So I guess I will resort to the frog!

Long live Legendary Frog as long as shitty flash movies come into the portal like this.

[Best of Rabbi Sardin]

Saviour...

A nice FBF that is long. A pain in the ass to produce without a doubt! Nice job you have earned it.

Damain Virgilio

xxSHIFTxx responds:

^^

[HAPPY PICONJOMAS]

Neoman can suck me!

Pwns Piconjo! A merry Piconjomas!

Neoman IS A COMMIE! Also a hippie, and a gay liberal!

Damnit

Homo Flash Bros